Wear your crisis with pride.
We're building merch around the stuff you already read here, like Adulting Levels, Current Crisis, and every milestone in between. Collections are in development.
Adulting Levels
Wear your difficulty setting. EASY to CALL A PROFESSIONAL.
Adulting Level:EasyComing soonCurrent Crisis
For whatever's currently ruining your week.
Current Crisis:HomeownershipComing soonAchievement Unlocked
Celebrate the small wins nobody else will.
Financially Questionable
For decisions your accountant would sigh about.
Coming soonHomeowner Problems
Leaky, squeaky, and expensive — all of it.
Coming soonWork Is Weird
PTO math and paycheck confusion, wearable.
Coming soonCar Problems
For the check-engine light that won't quit.
Coming soonGeneral Adulting
For every other thing nobody explained.
Coming soon