The manual that should've come with adulthood

Adulting is hard.
Finding answers shouldn't be.

Taxes, money, houses, jobs, cars, paperwork and all the other stuff nobody bothered to explain.

Or pick your current crisis

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Everyday adulting problems.

Practical questions, clear answers, and a place to start.

Adulting Level:Annoying

I got a 1099. Now what?

First: don't panic. Second: set aside money for taxes now.

TIME: 30 minCOST: varies
Adulting Level:Expensive

Can I actually afford this house?

Let's use the real numbers, not the ones the listing wants you to see.

TIME: 15 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Annoying

Where did all my money go?

An investigation, with receipts, into your own spending.

TIME: 20 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Why Is This A Thing?

What the hell is an escrow account?

It's less exciting than it sounds, and it's holding your money.

TIME: 5 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Easy

How much should I tip?

Because standing at the iPad shouldn't be this stressful.

TIME: 2 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Call A Professional

My check-engine light is on.

How concerned should you be? Depends what color it is.

TIME: 10 minCOST: $0-150
Adulting Level:Easy

My toilet keeps running.

Let's figure out if this is a $15 problem or a plumber problem.

TIME: 15-30 minCOST: $10-30
Adulting Level:Annoying

Why was my paycheck smaller?

Before you panic, let's find out where the money actually went.

TIME: 10 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Annoying

What is this tax form?

W-2, 1099, W-4 — let's decode the alphabet soup.

TIME: 5 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Why Is This A Thing?

What does 'deductible' even mean?

Insurance vocabulary, translated into English.

TIME: 5 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Annoying

How much should I keep in savings?

A number to aim for, and how to get there without panic.

TIME: 10 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Why Is This A Thing?

Do I need renters insurance?

What it covers, what it skips, and why it's usually cheap.

TIME: 5 minCOST: varies
Adulting Level:Why Is This A Thing?

What is a 401k match?

Free money from your employer, with a few strings attached.

TIME: 5 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Easy

How often do I need an oil change?

The 3,000-mile rule is mostly a myth. Here's what to check instead.

TIME: 3 minCOST: varies
Adulting Level:Easy

Is this food still good?

Sniff tests, date labels, and when to just throw it out.

TIME: 3 minCOST: $0
Adulting Level:Why Is This A Thing?

What is a notary?

Who they are, what they do, and when you actually need one.

TIME: 5 minCOST: varies

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